Why did the wedding cake go to the gym?

It wanted to get in shape for the big tier-rific day!

What do you call two birds in love who get married?

Tweet-hearts tying the knot!

Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding?

She heard it was a step towards a successful marriage!

What did one wedding ring say to the other?

"We make a perfect 'band' together!"

Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to the ceremony?

He wanted to make sure it was a "timely" affair!

Why did the wedding photographer go broke?

Because he couldn't develop a "negative" income!

Why do brides always go for wedding rehearsals?

To make sure they have a "dress" rehearsal before the big day!

What's a vampire's favorite type of wedding?

A "ghoul"-den anniversary!

Why did the wedding party go to the beach?

They wanted to "tide" the knot in a romantic setting!

Why did the wedding couple sit in the back row at their own reception?

Because they wanted to "watch" the love story unfold!